[It's probably afternoon when she comes into the room, opening the door! She has company this time; Mahito's behind her, and she looks over to wherever Mineo is.]
...His roommate tied him up and left him in the closet for an entire day. [oh.] Can he stay in my bedroom from now on?
[Despite that very funky start, Mahito seems to be in as chill a mood as ever as he moseys in behind Endorsi?! He probably has some visible injuries at this point too but they're more aligned with fighting rather than being stuffed into a closet, good work lad.
He raises a gentle hand and gives Mineo a little wave in greeting...]
sighs and runs a hand through his hair after a second. he doesn't look pleased but there's still enough concern in his eyes that it's probably pretty obvious what his answer's gonna be.]
.... we're gonna have rules!!
[HE DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH PLAY-DOH OR SLIME IN HIS SUITE!!!]
No slime! No play-doh! No gunk, no weird veggies, and in general no food left lying around in the room in any way that makes a mess or smell bad!
[this is funnier because he knows mahito is responsible for only one of these crimes]
If you're gonna - indulge privately or whatever, send texts in advance and when it's fine to come back! But clean when you're done, don't be gross! [gonna be honest this is more rules than even mineo and endorsi set because he just did whatever she wanted bUT APPARENTLY THIS IS WHERE HE DRAWS THE LINE]
And don't go in my room. Communal spaces and where Endorsi says is fine, but that's the line I'm drawing.
Hrm... What else...
[HE'S USED TO HAVING A ROOMMATE but he doesn't even know all the rules..... hello....]
[WHY ARE ALL THESE CRIMES BEING ATTRIBUTED TO HIM HELLO. He pouts a little.]
I don't make messes on purpose, you know...
[He will accept shame for his washing machine crimes of goo and playdoh, at least. Also wow this is terrible everyone stop talking about flucking. He holds his hands up!]
Got it! I wouldn't have done that anyway, that's rude.
[He may be a DEMON but he's a DEMON WITH MANNERS.]
Even on accident... If you make it, clean it up instead of just leaving for somebody else to find.
[he frowns!! but he will otherwise accept this....]
.... if you need to get into the room and Endorsi's busy or if it's late and she's asleep, text me. Mm... I'll try to turn up my ringtone higher so I don't miss it.
[unfortunately
mineo is a good boy so he will try to be considerate too]
And if I need to talk to Endorsi about something and ask you to leave the room, it's not personal.
[He does not anticipate leaving any messes as long as GOJOU doesn't get into the fucking room, anyway. God bless.
Also, he looks between Mineo and Endorsi at that. WHO IS HE SUPPOSED TO TEXT HELLO... At least Mineo's last stipulation is fair and straightforward, so he just nods.]
--Yeah, I won't take it personal, that's fine.
[He will fall asleep in a hall just as easily as in a bed though, or wander away and forget to come back like a weird cat.]
[this weird flea....... but mineo will just glance over at endorsi and sigh]
... it's fine. If Mahito-san's staying with us, it means that he has two points of access if he needs to get in. I don't mind helping out. The whole point is he has a place to stay, right?
[so he'll turn to mahito] So most of the time you can text Endorsi first, and then if she's busy, text me. And if it's late at night, just text me. It's better than interrupting a lady's beauty sleep.
[this SIMP NEEDS TO BE OBLITERATED
but he appreciates the understanding at least and he nods]
And you can ask me if you ever want me to leave the room for a while too. It's only fair.
[MINEO IS TOO GOOD OF A BOY FOR THIS CONVERSATION and also assuming that no one is ever allowed to kick endorsi out of her room]
[MINEO REALLY IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS CONVERSATION WOW WHY HELLO... Truly he does not deserve to be flursed (flea cursed) and yet, here he is. glad dana's suffering though
Yeah though that's fair, he assumes Endorsi would not ever be evicted and also that he'd never have a reason to talk to Mineo one on one anyway. The same goes for Endorsi though so really he's probably going to be the only one vibing in the hall at any given time.]
Okay! If it's too late, I don't mind just sleeping out in one of the common areas, anyway.
[RAISING HIS HANDS. If he goes missing again Endorsi will know which room to come crashing into, so he's not super worried about it.]
oh my god though mineo's sexile. Mahito, internally cackling, externally smiling, exercising his one single molecule of self-control to not say anything mean.]
Yeah, thanks! Let's get along well. [SPARKLES.] Let me know if I can do anything to help too, okay? I wanna be a good guest.
[Put him on the chore wheel or whatever, he's here to HELP!!]
[WOW he is but a flea, just doing his best... Wow this lad really is a simp though, this is incredible. HE JUST SAYS THIS SHIT?? He really just says this shit and means it, huh.]
Wah, scary... [Please beat him up anyway.] You guys don't have to worry about it, I promise! Everything will be super clean.
[Hilariously things will be super clean at least for this week. Mahito seems possessed by the ghost of spring cleaning and is leaving everything in pristine condition.]
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fisherwoman) wrote2021-02-18 10:17 am
w1, thursday.
...His roommate tied him up and left him in the closet for an entire day. [oh.] Can he stay in my bedroom from now on?
now you've cursed us to needing a catchall
He raises a gentle hand and gives Mineo a little wave in greeting...]
Hi! I don't snore or anything.
[Thanks Mahito.]
[1/2] i hate it here
stares. and covers his face in his hands]
... what god did I anger....
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sighs and runs a hand through his hair after a second. he doesn't look pleased but there's still enough concern in his eyes that it's probably pretty obvious what his answer's gonna be.]
.... we're gonna have rules!!
[HE DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH PLAY-DOH OR SLIME IN HIS SUITE!!!]
.... but... fine... if Endorsi says it's fine...
[even as he looks off to the side, frowning]
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That's fine. If he doesn't follow them I'll make him leave. [she says as if he isn't standing right behind her?] What rules?
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But then, refocusing on Mineo, he gives a little playful salute.]
O-kay! Set all the rules you guys want and I'll follow them. It's your room, after all.
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[this is funnier because he knows mahito is responsible for only one of these crimes]
If you're gonna - indulge privately or whatever, send texts in advance and when it's fine to come back! But clean when you're done, don't be gross! [gonna be honest this is more rules than even mineo and endorsi set because he just did whatever she wanted bUT APPARENTLY THIS IS WHERE HE DRAWS THE LINE]
And don't go in my room. Communal spaces and where Endorsi says is fine, but that's the line I'm drawing.
Hrm... What else...
[HE'S USED TO HAVING A ROOMMATE but he doesn't even know all the rules..... hello....]
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[Wrinkling her nose a little at the indulging privately part, looking at Mahito.]
Actually, if you do that, use whoever else's room! I don't want that in my bed even if you clean it later.
[she's banning flucking in this house]
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I don't make messes on purpose, you know...
[He will accept shame for his washing machine crimes of goo and playdoh, at least. Also wow this is terrible everyone stop talking about flucking. He holds his hands up!]
Got it! I wouldn't have done that anyway, that's rude.
[He may be a DEMON but he's a DEMON WITH MANNERS.]
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[he frowns!! but he will otherwise accept this....]
.... if you need to get into the room and Endorsi's busy or if it's late and she's asleep, text me. Mm... I'll try to turn up my ringtone higher so I don't miss it.
[unfortunately
mineo is a good boy so he will try to be considerate too]
And if I need to talk to Endorsi about something and ask you to leave the room, it's not personal.
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[She glances Mineo's way at that last part, but doesn't say anything.]
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[He does not anticipate leaving any messes as long as GOJOU doesn't get into the fucking room, anyway. God bless.
Also, he looks between Mineo and Endorsi at that. WHO IS HE SUPPOSED TO TEXT HELLO... At least Mineo's last stipulation is fair and straightforward, so he just nods.]
--Yeah, I won't take it personal, that's fine.
[He will fall asleep in a hall just as easily as in a bed though, or wander away and forget to come back like a weird cat.]
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... it's fine. If Mahito-san's staying with us, it means that he has two points of access if he needs to get in. I don't mind helping out. The whole point is he has a place to stay, right?
[so he'll turn to mahito] So most of the time you can text Endorsi first, and then if she's busy, text me. And if it's late at night, just text me. It's better than interrupting a lady's beauty sleep.
[this SIMP NEEDS TO BE OBLITERATED
but he appreciates the understanding at least and he nods]
And you can ask me if you ever want me to leave the room for a while too. It's only fair.
[MINEO IS TOO GOOD OF A BOY FOR THIS CONVERSATION and also assuming that no one is ever allowed to kick endorsi out of her room]
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[Her beauty sleep... Completely awful. But she's giving him a look at that last part, glancing from Mahito back to Mineo for a second.]
...Are you sure?
[why is he so nice!!]
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Yeah though that's fair, he assumes Endorsi would not ever be evicted and also that he'd never have a reason to talk to Mineo one on one anyway. The same goes for Endorsi though so really he's probably going to be the only one vibing in the hall at any given time.]
Okay! If it's too late, I don't mind just sleeping out in one of the common areas, anyway.
[RAISING HIS HANDS. If he goes missing again Endorsi will know which room to come crashing into, so he's not super worried about it.]
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but mineo's just going to nod.]
Yeah, that's fine. But the offer's open if you need it. The common area couches aren't that comfy for sleeping....
[but he does it anyway? okay mineo]
But... [despite how uncertain he was about this set-up, he seems to just sigh and settle into it] Let me know if you need anything, Mahito-san.
We might as well get along if we're gonna stay together.
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...Thanks, Mineo.
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oh my god though mineo's sexile. Mahito, internally cackling, externally smiling, exercising his one single molecule of self-control to not say anything mean.]
Yeah, thanks! Let's get along well. [SPARKLES.] Let me know if I can do anything to help too, okay? I wanna be a good guest.
[Put him on the chore wheel or whatever, he's here to HELP!!]
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but today's not that day as he just offers a smile - it's not as full megawatt as his usual ones, but. oh well, good enough.]
Well if I've got a thanks from Endorsi then that's all I'll need to power through the rest of my day.
You're welcome - no problem. Just clean up after yourself and it'll, uh, probably work out.
[probably. there's a FLEA in his HOME]
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I'll beat him up if he doesn't, don't worry!
[stop]
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Wah, scary... [Please beat him up anyway.] You guys don't have to worry about it, I promise! Everything will be super clean.
[Hilariously things will be super clean at least for this week. Mahito seems possessed by the ghost of spring cleaning and is leaving everything in pristine condition.]
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[ACCEPTANCE of this flea into his home... why... what the fuck.... mineo why did you let this happen]
I guess we can just keep it loose and add more stuff in the future but general rule of don't be a jerk, I guess...