pc catchall for luca.

[fisherwoman]

shitpost incoming.

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[notaccurate]

We just have never gotten along well, that's all. There's no one reason.

[fisherwoman]

She seems nice to me, is all! And you're pretty inoffensive, right?

[notaccurate]

I would say so, yes.

[fisherwoman]

To the first or second part?

[notaccurate]

I suppose both, technically.

[fisherwoman]

Maybe you could just stay in someone else's room.

[notaccurate]

Maybe SHE could stay in someone else's room.

[fisherwoman]

How old are you, again?

[notaccurate]

Let's not bring age into this.

[fisherwoman]

What's that supposed to mean? You're all babies, anyways...

[notaccurate]

[Oh right, Endorsi is an Old.]

Then why are you bringing it up?

[fisherwoman]

Because you're technically an adult even if you're way too young to be, right? Or you look like one, at least.

[notaccurate]

...I'm 27, that is far above the age of adulthood for a human.

[fisherwoman]

Where you come from, at least... Even humans would be toddlers at that age where I'm from.

[notaccurate]

Please enlighten me: when are humans adults in your world?

[fisherwoman]

Well, the rate that I age is pretty normal for my world, and I'm over a little over 300 years old, if that helps.

[notaccurate]

Ah. It must be nice, to live so long.

[fisherwoman]

Honestly, I don't know how you don't wake up every day panicked at how fast time must move for you.

[endorsi

please]

[notaccurate]

For one, it doesn't feel that fast. Relativity and all.

Secondly, I think most beings just don't think about their own mortality.

[fisherwoman]

[There's a beat of surprise, before:]

Oh. It's pretty safe where you come from, then?

[notaccurate]

Safe enough in peacetime, I would say. And it's peacetime right now.

[fisherwoman]

[Thinking that over for a moment.]

Sounds nice, in a way, I guess... Still, doesn't that get boring?

[notaccurate]

Truthfully? No. Humans find other things to squabble about all the time. It's just that said squabbles don't often result in a massive loss of life.

[fisherwoman]

What is it that you spend time doing, then?

[notaccurate]

Math and science, mostly. When I'm not fulfilling basic needs like eating and sleeping..